You may know me as one of my brother Elon Musk’s biggest friends, supporters, and partners. I am immensely proud of my brother for launching hist Tesla in to orbit, but I have a problem. I’m stuck in the trunk and running out of air.
I hopped into his trunk as a joke. I was so proud of him for his hard work, and wanted to put a smile on his face by popping out of the trunk and yelling “surprise!” the next time he opened it. But, I had forgotten that this was the day he would be launching his Tesla into orbit. And boy, has this decision kicked me in the butt.
Currently, I am locked in the trunk flying quickly away from earth in my own orbit around the sun. This poses a number of problems. Firstly, I need to be on earth in order to run my many boutique restaurants, my nonprofit, and be a part of my family. Secondly, I am almost out of air and I don’t know how long I can survive. I want to ask him for help, but I know how important each of his launches are, and I don’t want to make him use one up just to rescue his little brother.
If someone could get me, that would be fantastic. Either now or next time I come around close to Earth’s orbit. Thanks, and go Elon!