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In These Trying Times, Time Is Tried And Trying Is Timed, But We Must Remember That The Time To Try Together Is Now, So Maybe Buy An SUV By The Ford Motor Company

Published Friday, September 25th, 2020

In these trying times, time is tried and trying is timed. But we must remember that the time to try together is now. And the all-new 2020 Ford Expedition has everything you need to try for a terrific tomorrow, today.

Our country is being challenged by challenging challenges every day, but it’s up to us to challenge these challenges. We must come together, and with three-row seating and extra legroom there’s no better place to come together than inside a spacious 2020 Ford expedition.

Now more than ever, times are uncertain. And in uncertain times, we have to be certain of what certain uncertainties lie ahead of that which we know to be certain. Certainly, we cannot be uncertain of tomorrow’s certainty. Luckily, the 2020 Ford Expedition’s Pre-Collision Assist with Automatic Emergency Braking can sense and respond to any uncertainties that lie ahead in record time.

Especially now, it’s difficult to trust even the most trusting things, but we must be able to trust each other and know that the trust that we entrust with the trusted can be trusted to them, and that they are trustworthy. With its dual-stage front and side-impact airbags, four-wheel anti-lock disc brakes, and SOS Post-Crash Alert System, you can trust the 2020 Ford Expedition to always keep you safe on the road.

The troubles of today are troubling, and people all over the world are troubled by these troubles. But the 2020 Ford Expedition has SecuriLock Passive Anti-Theft, Remote Keyless Entry, and Intrusion Sensor systems, so that those troubling troubles can’t trouble you.

Today more than ever before, we have to keep hoping that hope is here to help. Because hope is home, and home? Well, it’s hope. We mustn’t halt our hopes and help from home, and as we remain helpful we will hopefully find a happier, hopeful tomorrow here. And the Ford Expedition comes equipped with a panoramic vista sunroof, perfect for looking into that bright, hopeful sky.

Truth. Justice. The 2020 Ford Expedition. Thank you, medical professionals.

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