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Tapping through a 51-slide Instagram story, sources report that influencer Della Lowe somehow has an “absolute favorite” brand of stapler.
“Guys, I am in LOVE with this Bostitch office stapler. It just glides through packets of up to 40 pages like BUTTERR,” cooed Lowe, who usually sticks to enthusiastic endorsements of multivitamins, brow gels, and caftans. “I got it in the steel gray color, but you could also go for classic black if that fits your aesthetic better.”
“It makes the best sound when it staples things,” added Lowe, earnestly demonstrating her overwhelming affection for this particular stapler. “And it goes so well with my hole puncher and binder clips. Ugh, it’s such a vibe.”
“This is easily one of my industrial office supply essentials,” gushed Lowe, holding up the stapler so her followers could admire its hefty metal form. “You all have been asking me about this stapler so much, and you can find it on my Amazon storefront! Pleeeease tag me if you end up joining the Bostitch girl gang.”
At press time, Lowe was earning five times your salary on stapler commissions.
