According to a press release issued this morning, beloved late-night sweets store Insomnia Cookies has announced that its latest line of cookies will be infused with the popular sleep-aid Ambien. “Honestly, we’re just a little scared for our customers,” said Seth Berkowitz, CEO of Insomnia Cookies. “They’re calling for cookies at four in the morning when they need sleep. Hopefully this helps those poor sleepy souls get the shut-eye they deserve. So, that’s why we’re introducing three new flavors: Sleepy S’mores, Hypnotic Hershey’s, and Dreamy Dark Chocolate.” The cookies will be selling for $3.50 each and will require a prescription.
Insomnia Cookies Debuts Ambien-Infused Treats
Published Friday, December 1st, 2017