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Sources report that the statement “I’ve had it up to here!” is really not that threatening coming from a short man.
“Normally I would be pretty worried if someone raised their arm up and said to me that they had ‘had it up to here,’” remarked Mackenzie Barnes, a staggering 5’ 8”. “But for some reason, when Patrick said that to me, I wasn’t fazed at all—I almost didn’t even notice. Maybe it was the fact that his hand barely reached up to my neck when it was fully extended.”
“I’m pissed off! Nobody takes me seriously,” exclaimed a very frustrated Patrick Weeny, who stood at a mere 4’ 11” even on his tippy toes next to Barnes. “It seems like every time I’m fed up and I tell people that, people think I’m just being cute. Just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t be as mad as anyone else. Guys like me are tenacious, and we need to be respected.”
“Yeah, when he gets mad and starts jumping around, it’s soooo cute,” continued Barnes, patting Weeny on the head as he shook his fists adorably. “When he sticks his arm up to show how mad he is, I just think he wants uppies, so I pick him up and spin him around.”
At press time, a tall guy was surprisingly down to earth.
