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J.J. Watt Starts Morning With Nice, Hot Gatorade Shower

Published Friday, March 9th, 2018

J.J. Watt begins every morning with a nice, hot Gatorade Shower, report the his teammates.

“It really wakes me up to have the warm electrolytes running over my skin,” said Watt. The Texan’s All-Pro defensive end prepares for the day ahead under the steady stream of food color, salt, and sugar. “I love starting the day off letting the piping hot sports hydration formula clear my head."

At press time, Watt was explaining why Powerade is totally different than Gatorade.

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