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In a harrowing scene from Friedman Hall this past Monday, Professor Graff told you that you could get an essay to him “whenever worked for you” despite the fact that you have zero ability to self regulate.
“Just let me know whenever you can turn it in,” Professor Graff told you on the way out of class, unaware that you would interpret “whenever you can” to mean well over a month. “I know this is a busy time for all you guys, so if its a few days late, I really don’t mind.”
“I trust my students to do what they can, when they can,” Graff concluded as you firmly decided not to even think about writing the four-page essay for the next ten days. “It makes no difference to me if they get it to me on Monday or Friday. Heck, I’d even take it over the weekend!”
At press time, STEM students caught turning in late problem sets were arrested on sight.
