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Sources at Four Town Farm in Seekonk, Mass. are reporting that local 12-year-old Alex Lenart is making his best effort to be emo during his family’s pumpkin picking outing.
According to sources Lenart muttered, “Whatever. All these pumpkins are dead. It’s totally a graveyard of pumpkins,” while his parents and younger sister sorted through the farm’s selection and found a perfectly round pumpkin to bring home and carve.
“He’s trying really hard,” said Four Town Farm customer Brenna Lowey. “His shirt has a skull on it, and he kicked some of the pumpkins over.”
Despite his family’s chipper attitude, Lenart managed to refrain from smiling too much and even put in his ear buds to listen to All Time Low until his mother asked him to please respect family time. When asked if he liked the pumpkin his sister picked out, Lenart replied, “The side is all bumpy, though. I mean, yeah, whatever. I don’t care.”
When Lynn Lenart mentioned that they should “take a picture in the pumpkin patch,” Lenart did his best to look emo in the picture by shrugging his shoulders and looking at the ground. Even though it was a chilly fall day, Lenart denied his mother when asked if he wanted “to grab a fleecy from the car” and soldiered on, trying his best to embody an emo attitude even when his sister convinced him to play tag with her.
After bravely maintaining his emo persona for the entirety of the outing, Lenhart finally admitted he still wanted to stop by the caramel apple stand on the way home just like always.
