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The Brown Noser

Kid Who Brought Goggles To Beach Must Mean Business

Published Friday, September 14th, 2018

After seeing eight-year-old Sean Dwyer take goggles out of his mom’s beach bag, spectators on Narragansett Beach concluded that this kid must mean business. “He must have some big stuff planned if he came with equipment like that,” reported a beachgoer who spotted the third-grader putting his goggles on and wading into the shallow part of the beach. “If he needs to see the sea floor that badly, he’s got to be preparing for something serious. Like some intense free-diving.” At press time, Dwyer put on some arm floaties.

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