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In local news, a labyrinthine hedge maze was no big deal for hungry, fiber-loving guy Nathan Lang.
“This is a cursed, ever-changing maze of looming hedges that’s impossible to escape, but I’m like, whatever,” Lang explained, stuffing his mouth with leaves and twigs. “I’m sooooo hungry, and this greenery is tasty and beneficial for my digestive system. Fiber really satiates me!”
“I have no idea where I am or how long I’ve been here. This maze honestly defies all logic and memory,” Lang continued, chomping a gaping hole in a hedge and stepping straight through it. “But I’m okay with that. I’m probably just gonna eat it. All of it. Regular bowel movement, here I come!”
At press time, labyrinthine hedge maze was also no big deal for guy with crazy vertical.
