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According to scientists, the Bermuda Triangle could theoretically catch more planes if it were square-shaped.
“After extensive analysis, we’ve determined that the triangle shape is probably suboptimal for trapping planes and making them disappear,” announced head researcher Harold Latimer, drawing several large circles around a picture of a square taped to his whiteboard.
In recent news, that Bar & Grille restaurant hasn’t really been earning the “e” at the end of its name.
“I was anticipating rustic yet thoughtful cuisine, perhaps with a Tuscan edge,” said customer Robert Appleton, taking a dejected sip from his glass of room temperature Sprite.
Recent reports have confirmed that a local clown troupe will never need to order that UberXL.
“What can we say, we love our small vehicles!” explained troupe leader Boingo Bongo, scrolling through the Uber app while juggling five bowling pins.
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