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Sources from the revived SexPowerGod party hosted last month confirm that it only offended three traditionalists.
“I’m always down to protest the moral degeneration of American youth, but this was a little underwhelming,” said traditionalist, Dan Scout, as students milled about in their underpants outside the hosting nightclub. “I have yet to see anything that really makes me think our society has lost itself to lusty, pleasure-seeking hedons.”
“I came here because previous generations were so debaucherous they brought Bill O’Reilly,” said Conservative reporter, Jake Smith, surrounded by students consuming some alcohol but not too much because nightclub drinks are expensive. “I couldn’t even get One Nation News Networks to come and cover this.”
At press time, all of the traditionalists wandered over to RISD to see if they could find something to really rile them up.
