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The Brown Noser

Late Bear Overhibernated

Published Friday, April 24th, 2020

Emerging from her Yellowstone den groggy and stressed, Mama Bear realized that she overhibernated and is late for an important bear meeting. “I told Papa Bear I’d meet him by Grizzly Creek by the end of winter,” roared Mama Bear as she frantically gathered her bear belongings and rushed her cubs outside of their winter cave. “But winter ended a month ago and all of the good salmon is probably gone by now! Why can’t things go right for Mama Bear just this once?!” At press time, a spacey bird has missed her migration after she forgot to put the date in her bird calendar.

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