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A report from Olney House indicates that a recent late night hookup was interrupted by a club who somehow reserved your dorm room on 25Live.
“Oh, ummmm. Sorry, yeah, I think we have this room,” said Brown Democrats president Myra Goodwin, plugging her laptop into your charger and pouring herself a glass of water from your Brita. “But, if you guys are interested in joining Brown Dems you can totally stick around.”
“Yeah, no, we reserved it online. So sorry to kick you guys out!” continued Goodwin, erasing the whiteboard on your wall and writing ‘BDems General Body Meeting 2/16/24’. “But we’ll be done in an hour and a half, 2 hours tops.”
“Can you just close the door on your way out?” added Goodwin, firing up a projector and lighting one of your scented candles. “Thank you guys!”
At press time, people were hooking up in a Page-Robinson meeting room.
