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The Brown Noser

LinkedIn Internship Post Begins With “To Everyone Who Doubted Me”

Published Friday, March 15th, 2024

500+ of local student Dale Sho’s LinkedIn connections reports his internship announcement post began with “to everyone who doubted me.”

“To everyone who doubted me, I am incredibly excited to announce I will be a member of Boeing’s 86th annual summer internship cohort,” wrote Sho, tagging the names of everyone he believes doubted him. “I would like to extend a special thank you to Jillian Lynch, John Wei, Brock Smith, and a major ‘suck it’ to everyone who doubted me.”

“If you had asked me in middle school whether I’d be able to participate in the Boeing Futures Summer Internship, I wouldn’t have believed you,” added Sho, not forgetting to address everyone who thought he’d never make it. “And to everyone who agreed that I couldn’t do it, I’ll send you kisses from the 67th floor of Boeing Tower.”

At press time, Sho was making plans to send photos from his wedding to every girl who rejected him.

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