Filing into Granoff on Wednesday, students in LITR1900 “Universal Poem World: A Look into Vibes of Prose Feelings” prepared for another class taught by an esteemed professor who’s nothing more than a fleeting, enigmatic cloud of energy.
“I decided to shop this class because the material looked interesting, but what really sealed the deal was the instructor,” reported sophomore Gerald Fones. “The first day, I walked into the room and this ephemeral aura settled around me and my 11 classmates. In that moment of clarity, I knew that this mysterious, effervescent entity would alter my academic career.”
“Since taking this class, I’ve developed a real passion for creative writing, and I think I even want to look into some related internships this summer,” Fones continued excitedly. “All thanks to this amazing professor who, again, is just an intangible mass of pure, electric instinct.”
At press time, Fones was asking the amalgam of all human emotion for a letter of recommendation.