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A market analysis conducted by the National Restaurant Association confirmed that, for the 11th consecutive year, popular pizza chain Little Caesar’s has retained complete control of the market of people who need to eat an entire pizza right this second.
The report suggests that the distinction, previously held by Domino’s, has belonged to Little Caesar’s principally because it is the sole large chain restaurant that allows customers to cheaply purchase practically as many readily prepared pizzas as they choose and leave almost immediately.
“This came as fantastic news to us,” said Little Caesar’s CEO Roy Davidson. “Since the advent of our HOT-N-READY™ carryout pizza in 2004, Little Caesars has been proud to serve customers who simply can’t wait a single moment for us to prepare a pizza before they consume it.”
Sandra Wellington, 35, said she was not at all surprised by the designation. “I love Little Caesars. When I need pizza immediately, a single slice generally won’t cut it,” she said, adding, “Little Caesar’s is prepared for a full-blown pizza emergency.”
The Association also recognized Taco Bell for retaining its title as the restaurant patrons are most likely to lie they’ve never been to.
