Local four-year-old Spencer Williams has reportedly decided to go on timeout for a few minutes to take stock of his life. “It feels like just yesterday that I was a toddler and had all the time in the world to myself,” said the child, thumb in mouth. “Now, between preschool in the morning and play dates in the afternoon, it feels like the only time I have to myself is on the toilet, which I just learned to use by the way.” At press time, Williams was settling down to read a good picture book before his mom called him into the kitchen for snack time.

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