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Local authorities confirmed this Thursday evening that little man Stevie Archer, local city snow plower, thinks he’s big, big man in his big, big snowplow.
The little man has been spotted plowing around in the snow telling strangers on the street, “I am big man! Look at my big plow—I am big man!” To which strangers respond, “No you’re not! You just have a big plow!” They respond this way because he is a little man.
The small man also asks strangers on the street to check out his plow while he plows around in the snow. He cranks up his plow and says “OUT OF MY WAY! YOU’RE JUST LITTLE TEENY MEN AND I CAN CRUSH YOU BECAUSE I AM BIG MAN!” to which they respond, “No you’re not! You just have a big plow!” because he is actually just a small, small, little man.
Area woman Susan McCormick noted that the little man must think he is a big man because he rides around in a large snowplow.
