Sources report that couple Renee Chung and Anthony Fellini are enjoying a wonderful discussion about their aspirations, their love for one another, and their terrible wifi. “No one makes me feel the way you do. You’re beautiful, and I know that because I’ve been staring at your frozen video for the past three minutes waiting for the call to stop lagging,” said Fellini as he tried disconnecting and reconnecting his wifi for the fourth time that night. “Renee, please, tell me that you feel the same way. Wait, what did you say? I think you cut out and I missed it. Anyway, I’m going to assume you feel the same way.” At press time, Chung and Fellini were eagerly awaiting their next visit, which Renee will book as soon as she restarts her router.

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