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The Brown Noser

Man At Campfire Thinks You Might Want To Throw Another Log On There

Published Friday, October 26th, 2018

Multiple sources have confirmed that campfire attendee, Theo Kilbridge, thinks you might want to throw another log on there. “It’s getting kinda low,” noted Kilbridge right before he held up his hands to the fire to feel the warmth. “The perfect marshmallow sticks are the ones that are pointy and long so you don’t burn yourself. Wow, we sure made a great fire!” At press time Kilbridge suggested that someone should “probably pour some water on it to make sure it’s really out.”

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