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Sources report that, man oh man, local man Derek Plouvin, 43, ate too many eggs.
“Uh oh,” said Plouvin after clearing his plate. “I probably should have stopped after two or three or four instead of the many, many eggs that I ate.”
“Oh jeez, it’s a sight to see,” Plouvin’s wife Leigh added. “The way he just kept spearing those eggs with his fork and stuffing them in his mouth. I didn’t even remember him boiling all those eggs. It gave us all a bit of a fright.”
“I just wanted Daddy to stop,” said Plouvin’s seven-year-old son Rick. “He gets upset when he eats too much, and wow did he eat a lot of eggs.”
The egg eating, Plouvin confirmed, was a real doozy. Plouvin reported feeling sick, something one should really expect after eating the amount of eggs Plouvin ate, which was many.
