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According to a recent report, a local student unintentionally became naked in the process of taking off a sweatshirt.
“It was incredibly perplexing,” fellow student Katherine Steward recounted as the man stripped down, standing there as naked as the day he was born. “He just kept on pulling and pulling on his sweatshirt, and when you thought it would stop, it didn’t.”
“Obviously had had not idea what happened either,” Steward explained as describing how this fellow student became butt ass naked in the middle of orgo lecture with all his clothes on the little foldable desk piece into a nice little pile. “He was so embarrassed, he rushed putting on most of his clothes wrong before skimpering out of class.”
At time of press, local woman curiously keeps gaining extra sock in laundry.
