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Man Dusts Crumbs Off Laptop Like Little Elf Cleaning Work Bench

Published Friday, September 17th, 2021

Local man Ralph Kim is dusting crumbs off his laptop, much like a teeny-tiny elf would clean his workbench after a long day of making toys. “I got hungry halfway through writing a paper, and I ate a croissant over my keyboard,” said Kim as he meticulously wiped away pastry bits, just as an elf might dust away sawdust after using itty-bitty tools to make wooden trains. “That was a huge mistake. Now there are croissant flakes between my keys, so I have to gently sweep them onto the floor.” At press time, Kim was attempting to wipe butter from his screen, just like a child wiping the fog from a frosty window on Christmas morning.

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