According to reports, local man Jackson Rivers, who has been listing “self-awareness” as an interest in his dating app bio, is actually not that self-aware.

“I will never shut up about the continued need for fracking in our economy,“ said Rivers in his personality prompts, right below his interests, which included “self-awareness”. “Ask me about the dangers of Critical Race Theory in schools!”

“Swipe right if you think evolution is debatable,” Rivers wrote in his profile below his self-awareness banner. “Swipe left if you don’t follow Jordan Peterson.”

At press time, Rivers really listed his political leaning as “moderate."

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