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After a tragic accident in Norman, Oklahoma, Dale Sjain, memorialized on a t-shirt as “Ridin’ on in Heaven,” would actually be pretty avoidant of motorcycles now.
“Dalie, I know you’re riding up there on that 750cc Kawasaki Dad got you for your 17th,” said Sjain’s brother, as if a fatal accident wouldn’t be reason enough to lay off the motorcycles for a while. “Up there, it’s just you, a nice little 200 hp hog, no helmet, and the open road.”
“I bet you’re still doing that wheelie trick where you step both feet onto one pedal and swing the handlebar in one full rotation,” said Sjain’s best friend, wearing a graphic t-shirt showing Sjain cruising his souped-up hog up the road to the pearly-white gates as though the motorcycle wasn’t the sole cause of his death. “One thing about D is that there was nothing he cared more about than this lifestyle.”
At press time, Sjain is actually enjoying E-bikes in heaven now that his friends aren’t around to call him sissy.
