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The Brown Noser

Man Nostalgic For Previous Sitting Position

Published Friday, October 30th, 2015

Shaking his head wistfully and fidgeting in his seat as he watches television, area man Dale Claiborne has become overwhelmed by a feeling of nostalgia for his previous sitting position. “I was so comfortable back then,” Claiborne said, referring to five minutes ago when he had his right leg crossed over his left knee. “Sometimes I feel like I’ll never be that comfortable again.” At press time, Claiborne began telling a story about the blankets he used to drape over himself while he was in college.

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