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According to sources, local man Bryan Davis still hasn’t found a sexy way to take off socks during sex.
“Hehe, it would be weird if I kept these guys on, right?” said Davis during a recent hookup, fluttering his eyelashes as he fumbled with his Nike ankle socks. “Let me slip into something a little more… comfortable.”
“Well I just thought it just would be, like, strange to have these on but not have any other clothes on, you know?” added Davis, dropping the needle on a Marvin Gaye vinyl before peeling the white tube socks off of his feet and throwing them to the floor. “Now, where were we?”
“What kind of props do you have in here?” asked Davis, intent on performing an entire burlesque show centered around him getting out of his socks. “It’s cool, I brought some of my own stuff.”
At press time, a local woman still hasn’t found a sexy way to kick her dog out of the bedroom when she has someone over.
