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The Brown Noser

Man Whispers "Parkour" To Self After Jumping Down Bottom Two Stairs

Published Friday, November 3rd, 2017

Feeling an irrepressible burst of pride for his display, insurance broker Leonard Fishman simply couldn’t resist whispering “parkour” to himself after leaping down the final two stairs in front of his apartment building on Sunday. Sources report that Fishman stumbled when landing but still whispered “hell yea” after. “He seemed really enthused about jumping those last two steps,” said colleague Alexa Crames, who watched from a distance as Leonard tentatively jumped the last two steps, one foot out first. “It looked like he was gonna try to do a roll or something right after, but gave up.” At press time, Fishman was attempting to touch an exit sign after making sure no one else was around.

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