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Written on a crumpled Home Depot receipt, area man Jason Mankowitz’s grocery list is just the word “food".
According to sources, Mankowitz repeatedly paused to consult the list before frantically piling an assortment of unrelated items into his overflowing cart.
“There was something I was forgetting to buy,” Mankowitz said to himself before looking down at the list and hitting his forehead in playful self-mockery. “Oh duh, that’s right!”
“It was food,” Mankowitz added, arbitrarily picking a box of Honey Bunches of Oats off the shelf and placing it on top of a large jar of sauerkraut.
At press time, Mankowitz left the checkout line in a panic after realizing his grocery list didn’t include “drink”.
