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Maud Mandel Cancels Scrapbooking Class After Realizing She Is Not Dean Of The Collage

Published Friday, March 9th, 2018

According to the Office of the Registrar, Dean of the College Maud Mandel’s proposed course — MCM0750: Scrapbooking in the Maud-ern Society — has been removed from CAB after Dean Mandel realized she is Dean of the College, not Dean of the Collage. “I had thought it was suspicious no one had come to me with questions about crafts during my time here,” said Dean Mandel, explaining that’s why she wanted to teach a whole class devoted to collages. “But I guess it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now I’m just Dean of the College, whatever that’s supposed to mean.” At press time, Dean Mandel was seen returning a box of unopened paint and markers to the RISD store, visibly disappointed.

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