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Scrutinizing your outfit up and down, the meanest girl in your high school wants you to know that you’re so brave for being yourself.
“I love how you just don’t care what other people think,” said meanest girl Gretchen Browning, emphasizing how incredible it was that you had the courage to leave the house like that. “It’s so refreshing to talk to someone who’s not worried about what looks cute. You really have your own unique sense of style.”
“Oh—and I loved that song you sang at our last assembly, it was really original,” added Browning, praising your willingness to humiliate yourself in public. “I bet it’s so fun to get up there and express yourself, no matter what people say!”
“Any plans for the weekend? Oh, you’re staying in?” asked Browning, framing your lack of invitations to parties as if it were a bold personal choice. “That sounds so nice for you! I honestly miss having a quiet Friday night.”
At press time, the most concerned teacher in your high school wants you to know that it gets better.
