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In a not-so-surprising turn of events, Melania Trump revealed she accidentally got the dates for the Presidential Inauguration and the Michael Jackson look-alike contest mixed up.
“I had received both invites on the same day, so I put them on my desk right on top of each other,” explained Trump, practicing her moonwalking before getting in the car. “One of them said January 20th. I assumed it’d be the MJ one.”
“I looked at the woman in the mirror, and I said, ‘Melania, you will be a smooth criminal for the day,’” followed Trump, dangling Barron out her window. “When I realized the car was pulling into the White House, I thought it was such a weird location for a beautiful competition. And besides, I could tell I was beating Joe and Jill as soon as I saw what they were wearing.”
At press time, Lauren Sanchez revealed she thought the Inauguration was for DC’s hottest new club.
