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Reports suggest miniature horse, Muggsy, actually always dreamed of one day carrying small children in a small circle for an entire lifetime.
“Muggsy loves his job,” said Muggsy’s owner, smiling as he threw small rocks at Muggsy because his break time was up. “I actually have a drawing little Muggsy made when he was just a foal. It’s of him walking in a great big circle carrying hundreds of smiling children. He knew from a young age that all he ever wanted was to walk in a small circle forever. Muggsy loves the kids, more than anyone. He told me once he said ‘Mike, never let me stop carrying these kids in a small circle. It’s all I want in this world.’ How can you say no to that? You want me to tell Muggsy he can’t have what he’s always wanted?”
At press time, a wild stallion running free through a virgin meadow just wished his life had a bit more structure.
