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The Brown Noser

Mom Googles A Full Sentence

Published Friday, September 13th, 2019

Looking to find the hours of her local deli, local mom Jessica McDonald recently searched in Google “What time is Manny’s Sandwich shop open until on Tuesdays?” The query, which contained both proper capitalization and punctuation, confounded onlookers. “I have no clue why she keeps doing this,” said McDonald’s son James. “That search should take three words, max. At least she’s finally using Google, though. It took her three years to switch her default search engine from Bing.” At press time, McDonald was seen calling the shop on a landline to ask about their menu options.

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