Sources report local momager Kristin Burbia keeps dropping hints for her daughter to hurry up and get on with her first scandal.
For her daughter’s first return home since leaving the house, Burbia reportedly kept insinuating how happy it would make her to see her daughter take the plunge and commit some public impropriety.
“Hey hon, how are things going with Dale? Are you guys ready for the next step?” asked Burbia, slowly pulling out a VHS camcorder from a drawer. “You know, you don’t have your whole life to wait for your very first. Time is ticking.”
“Dale is great and your father and I love him, but we’re not totally sure he’s the right one to begin the next phase of your life with,” continued Burbia, casually setting down her phone open to Adam Levine’s Instagram direct messages. “One of the most beautiful moments of momager-hood would be seeing you blossom as a daughter and make the front page of People.”
At press time, Burbia was texting her daughter cute photos of babies born of notoriety.