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Most Recent Brown Opinion Project Poll Asks Students If They Have Any Plans For Tonight Or Know Of Anything Going On And If It Would Be Cool For Them To Pull Up With A Couple People?

Published Friday, December 16th, 2022

In their most recent poll, members of the Brown Opinion Project reportedly asked students across campus if they have any plans for tonight or know of anything going on and if it would be cool for them to pull up with a couple people?

“When we sit down to formulate a survey question, we always try to ask, ‘What do people want to know about Brown University?’” said Brown Opinion Project President John Everton, designing a pie chart with all the possible places it might be cool for him to stop by with his roommates after their pregame. “It’s a great forum for us to find answers to the questions on students’ minds.”

“From a data science perspective, we seek as many responses as possible to provide valuable data to the Brown community,” Everton continued, using class year to organize all the possible functions and kickbacks he and his friends could drop by later. “During this round of polling, one of our biggest challenges has been getting people to divulge their plans to us in detail and then being chill with us maybe sliding through later.”

At press time, the Critical Review’s course evaluation survey asked students how much time per week they spent studying and if students would want to do that studying with them over a cup of coffee?

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