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Moth-Like Friend Suspiciously Too Passionate About Light Pollution

Published Friday, September 27th, 2024

Reports indicate that local moth-like friend, Rufus Smith, is a little too passionate about the issue of light pollution.

“It’s such an important issue that no one really seems to care about at all!” explained Smith, as if it had nothing to do with the nature of his strange little furry limbs and big-ass eyes. “There are lights everywhere, polluting all the time, and we are doing nothing about it.”

“Light causes countless effects on our health!” continued Smith, violently slamming his body against the lamp inside the room. “It’s a shame these humans, uh, I mean we humans, have continued to live in such a harmful manner!”

At time of press, Rufus strongly denounces superficial beauty standards after walking past a butterfly.

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