According to sources, local motorcyclist Chris Walker was just vrooming with his mouth last Thursday. “I heard this really intense whirring sound,” said a witness to the scene, reporting that it was immediately clear that Mr. Walker was just substituting the rev of the engine with the fervent trilling of his lips. “It sort of sounded like a clogged blender. It was then I saw him slowly rounding the corner on his motorcycle.” At press, Walker was heard mimicking the sound of screeching tires as he pulled away from the curb.

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