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NFL Kicker Left His Foot At Home

Published Friday, April 24th, 2015

Causing a delay of game, Jacksonville Jaguars kicker Josh Scobee reportedly forgot to bring his kicking foot today.

Sources confirm that the Jaguars trailed the Buffalo Bills by two when Scobee finally admitted he had forgotten his foot somewhere at home.

“I think it’s in my practice bag in the garage,” said Scobee, hopping up and down on his non-dominant foot. “Or maybe it’s still in the washing machine. I don’t know, I don’t know!”

Scobee added, “I’m sorry, okay?”

Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley says he explicitly tells Scobee to remember to bring his kicking foot to the games. “In the locker room I always say, ‘Josh, don’t forget to bring your foot to the games,’" said Bradley, whose team is 2-8 this season because his players keep forgetting essential equipment. “Now look what’s happened. Sometimes I can’t believe these knuckleheads make millions of dollars a year.”

By half-time, the referees realized it didn’t matter that Scobee forgot his foot because they had forgotten to bring the goalposts anyway.

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