Sources from Breaux Bridge, Louisiana report that a naked man with shrimp in his beard is about to show you how the Bayou gets down.
“Well, he’s naked and has shrimp in his beard. Yup. Ole Barnabe Ledoux is about to get all Bayou-like on you,” said local bartender Cyrile DeLaCroix, gesturing to a naked man emerging from the swamp with a couple shrimp still stuck in his beard. “I’d clear outta the whole parish if I was you.”
“Only two things is certain in this life,” continued DeLaCroix, grabbing the keys to his swamp-gliding fan boat. “The bayou water don’t move, and Barnabe gonna take you to Bayou-town.”
At press time, a WASPY man on horseback with macaroni in his beard is about to show you how Yankee Doodle gets down.

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