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Nation’s Moms Report You Were Best Part Of Whole Play

Published Friday, September 5th, 2014

According to a report by the National Opinion Resource Center, the nation’s moms claim that the best part of Hope Middle School’s production of “The Wizard of Oz” was definitely the part when you were on stage.

“On behalf of all of the proud moms throughout the country, I would like to say that all the other kids did a really great job, but you were definitely the best part as the Mayor of Munchkin City, even better than that girl who played Dorothy and the boys who played the Tin Man and the Lion,” said one mom.

A mom who attended the production noted, “I thought you were the best and so did Sherry’s mom.”

According to various sources, when you said your line: “As Mayor of the Munchkin City, in the county of the Land of Oz, we welcome you most regally…,” the audience was silent. Sources say that you had incredible stage presence, and you will be getting dozens of bouquets after the show from your aunts and uncles.

The nation’s mothers report that you lit up the theater in that moment and made a lot of the nation’s moms very proud. The moms know you might not have gotten the part you wanted, but you were really a star up there.

The nation’s moms think you were the best part of the whole play and said, Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” They also request that you not be the last one out of the dressing room tonight because your baby sister is here and they want to get to the diner to celebrate before bedtime, so chop-chop!

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