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Last Friday, the nation’s toddlers announced plans to use a second hand for counting.
“One hand and five fingers simply just doesn’t cut it anymore, we’re dealing with BIG numbers now”, said a toddler in support of the plan, between bouts of open-mouth coughing, “With the inclusion of a second hand, I’ll be able to count to numbers that I’ve only ever dreamed of, like 7 or a million!”
“It will be an adjustment for sure,” continued the toddler, while trying to count how many fast the dog is running, “With both hands in the counting business now, how am I gonna shove Legos up my nose?”
“As much of a change it will be to do two-hand counting, it’s a necessary step forward,” concluded the toddler, easily counting to one hundred using the ‘skip-a-few’ technique, “We’re only getting older, and one day we’ll be adults and have to do three, even four hand counting!
At press time, the toddlers ballparked your age somewhere between 10 and 67.
