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Sources report that the Lambert family passes its Netflix login down through the generations like a prized family heirloom. “I think you’ve reached the age where I can finally give you this, just like your older siblings before you,” said the mother of the Lambert children, texting the Netflix username and password to her son in college. “I hope you use it wisely. Keep it within the family. A day may come when you have children of your own to pass this information onto.” At press time, a sprawling network of families reportedly shared the same Amazon Prime account like a cherished communal resource.
