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Sources report that an all-new Netflix TV show about a gruesome family murder-suicide was gonna add Jennifer Coolidge to the cast.
“We are so incredibly excited to have Jennifer join the family,” read an announcement from Netflix’s website that included an image of Coolidge photoshopped into the crime scene photos. “She brings the raw, authentic, and natural charm this show needs. We cannot imagine having anyone else showcase the dreadful horrors that this show revolved around.”
“As soon as our producers read the story and the script, they knew Coolidge would be the perfect casting for this story,” continued the announcement, which also showed a never-before-seen photo of Coolidge visiting the site of the murders. “She plays the matriarch of the family. The original story was that the husband shot the wife, and then the kids, and then himself. However, we’re making Coolidge a fun mom, one that stands up against this awful act of murder and cracks a few jokes here and there before they’re all killed. It’s going to be thrilling!”
At press time, an HBO show about normal teenagers struggling through high school was gonna add meth and cocaine to the storyline.
