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Reports indicate that neuroscience concentrator Peter Chu is just in it for the animal cruelty.
“Some of my classmates tell me they’re studying neuroscience in order to better understand the human mind or to help treat neurodegenerative diseases,” Chu explained, probing a mouse’s brain with electrodes. “For me, it’s less that I love humans and more that I hate animals.”
“I try to incorporate some element of animal cruelty into all of my research,” Chu elaborated, forcing a rabbit back into her lonely cage. “One day my research might change the world for the better; if not, though, it’s not the destination that counts, it’s the journey.”
At press time, a nearby CS concentrator was just in it for the abuses of privacy.
