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Saying that it’s been his dream ever since he was a kid, new police officer Joe McDuff told reporters that he just wants to ride a police horse. “When will I get to meet my horse? I just want to hop up on a saddle and ride around town, maybe even trot a little,” McDuff said, after asking a fellow cop at the precinct if there was a horse division he could join. “Upholding the law is important, but doing it on the back of the horse sounds awesome. I was thinking maybe a brown horse with white speckles. I’m going to name him Chesterfield.” As of press time, McDuff was seen on patrol with his partner, looking out the passenger seat window of a cop car with a frown on his face.
