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New class “Girl Science”, is breaking ground on the first male birth control.
“It’s a little something for the girlies,” said professor Josh Jackson. “We have pink beakers, and we start every class with bottomless mimosa service.”
“It’s finally time we let women let men have autonomy over their bodies,” said Jackson donning a “The Future is Female” T-shirt, “We couldn’t think of a group more deserving of our full attention.”
“Our current work causes too many side effects,” said Jackson with an eye roll. “One out of our one thousand test subjects said it made his tummy hurt.”
At press time, new class “Girl English” will be covering the complete works of Stephen King.
