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As part of an effort to reduce its negative environmental effects, Deer Park has unveiled a brand new eco-friendly bottled water which uses 100% less water than other leading products. “Our bottled water has always been our most popular product, and we feel the need to bolster our role in the green revolution by entirely reducing the amount of water used in our bottles,” Deer Park CEO Jim Brown wrote in a press release, noting that the new bottled water would come in various sizes and would feature zero potable liquid inside. “One can expect the same refreshing quality Deer Park has always featured, except with none of the damaging environmental effects of taking water from a natural spring and putting it inside a plastic bottle. All for the low price of $1.99.” At press time, Brown assured customers that other Deer Park products including their flavored and sparkling beverages will still be made with the same amount of viscous brown sludge.
