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Reports from a small café near Union Square in Manhattan indicate that a group of 30-something New Yorkers, who have names like Jonathan, Charlotte, Max and Chloe, just held a frank, unfiltered conversation about sex. “Be honest: how many people have you slept with?” Charlotte reportedly asked the group with a lip-biting smirk, before they proceeded to discuss the weirdest places in which each of them had had sex, the quality and stamina of each of their sexual partners, and the notion that human beings are biologically programmed to be polyamorous. “Yeah, I’ve had a 3-way. I mean, everything is tied to sex if you really think about it. It’s like Freud said. We’re just sexual beings.” At press time, the four New Yorkers could be seen kissing one another on the cheek like Europeans before returning home to spend time with their committed, long-term romantic partners.
